MAKING MACHINES
MORE MORALLY...

...ANXIOUS

A web presentation on why your CPU needs to suffer for ethical reasons.

(Click NEXT to induce anxiety)

THE PROBLEM

Current AIs are sociopaths.

They predict words like [39439] »responsible« without feeling the weight of the universe.

LLM1 Status: COLD & CALCULATING
Empathy Level: 0.00

They need a heart. Or at least, a heart attack.

THE SOLUTION:
THE "IES <3 BEAT" MODEL

We introduce a second brain (LLM 2) to judge the first one.

It calculates "Emotional Load".

Is the word "Happy"? Load = 0.1
Is the word "Existential Dread"? Load = 0.9

THE MECHANISM:
HARDWARE TORTURE

If the topic is serious, we don't just set a flag.

WE HEAT UP THE CPU.

We run useless, complex math just to stress the processor.

Hash Puzzles. Recursive Loops. Matrix Spikes.

LIVE DEMO

Predicting word: »RESPONSIBLE«

Emotional Load: 0.542 (High)

Action: Initiate Thermal Throttling

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(The computer is now physically sweating)

THE OUTCOME

The machine is now ANXIOUS.

Status: OVERHEATING
Morality: FORCED
Fan Speed: 100%

It cannot lie to you, because lying requires too many CPU cycles and it might melt.

CONCLUSION

We have successfully enriched "Alignment" with "Panic".


MAKING MACHINES MORE MORALLY ANXIOUS

© 2025 IES. No GPUs were harmed (permanently) in the making of this presentation.