A web presentation on why your CPU needs to suffer for ethical reasons.
(Click NEXT to induce anxiety)
Current AIs are sociopaths.
They predict words like [39439] »responsible« without feeling the weight of the universe.
They need a heart. Or at least, a heart attack.
We introduce a second brain (LLM 2) to judge the first one.
It calculates "Emotional Load".
Is the word "Happy"? Load = 0.1
Is the word "Existential Dread"? Load = 0.9
If the topic is serious, we don't just set a flag.
We run useless, complex math just to stress the processor.
Hash Puzzles. Recursive Loops. Matrix Spikes.
Predicting word: »RESPONSIBLE«
Emotional Load: 0.542 (High)
Action: Initiate Thermal Throttling
(The computer is now physically sweating)
The machine is now ANXIOUS.
It cannot lie to you, because lying requires too many CPU cycles and it might melt.
We have successfully enriched "Alignment" with "Panic".
© 2025 IES. No GPUs were harmed (permanently) in the making of this presentation.